If you're gonna poke a two-headed ogre, poke it with a nice long, pointy spear. With the Sarissa Spear in hand, your chances of being terribly crushed by the ogre's Warclub are slightly less. 

Whether you're creating fantastical worlds with ogres or a more historically accurate soldier of Sparta, the Spartan Helmet, Spartan Plume, and Spartan Shield are great accessories to pair with the great Sarissa Spear. To create your own two-headed ogre or two-headed anything, get the Ogre Armor.